Go shopping for raspberries, and raspberry sorbet. Find neither and purchase instead rainbow sorbet and blackberries.
Buy graham cracker crust on accident.
Make crumble topping. Decide it would be much better if it was made with graham cracker crumbs instead of flour. Forget that graham cracker already has sugar in it, and add the sugar, too. Make "ick" face. Use anyway.
Assemble the meh pie:
Freeze until time to serve:
Try a bite. Refuse to eat the rest, and force boyfriend to finish your slice, and eventually the rest of the pie.
Ta da! Meh pie. Not bad, but certainly not good, either!